In Cruise Confidential, Brian David Bruns spills the dirt — or in this case, the dirty water — on those romantic, fun-filled vacations at sea. His hilarious chronicle of the year he spent working for Carnival Cruise Lines takes readers down into the areas where the crew works and lives, leaving readers gasping with laughter as they’re assaulted nonstop with events that range from the absurd to the utterly bizarre. Stewards fighting over food. Cutlery allowances and other nonsensical rules. What the crew calls those onboard (no, it’s not “passengers”). And of course, the sex. An abundance of ready, willing, and able bodies eager for action on a vessel replete with nooks and crannies leads to love in some mighty strange, and seemingly impossible, places. Breezy, entertaining, and informative, Cruise Confidential is essential reading for those planning a cruise or for anyone who just needs a good laugh.
Author:Â Brian David Bruns
Paperback:Â 384 pages
Company: Travelers’ Tales (2008-09-01)
ISBN:Â 193236160X
List Price:Â $14.95
Amazon Price:Â $9.12
Used Price:Â $7.83
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Whatever their destination, readers will find this to be the most detailed and user-friendly guide to the cruise vacation. 
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